Unavoidable Hazards of the Kitchen

-The first fatal session with boiling water
-Trying to jam a cupboard closed and having all the pans tumble out upon oneself
-Piling the dishes so high in the rack that one can’t touch, much less seek to dry them
-Getting just a LITTLE egg yolk in the egg whites
-Stains on white outfits
-Dishwater splashing up like a reversed water-fall when one tries to dump it down the sink
-Too much garlic
-Getting a phone call and forgetting about the delicacies in the oven
-Bad berries in a berry cobbler
-The occasional hair clinging to the muffin
-Making morning coffee taste like weak tea
-Smoke setting off the fire-alarm
-Making a dish meant for a purpose other than the male members of ones family